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Tuesday 26 August 2014

Taboo Toyboys & Not Very Freebies

Greetings all!

For no particular reason I feel the need to mention just how hot Scarlet Johansson is, both in general and in the sci-fi action film Lucy, which I caught at the cinema yesterday. It's a very good film, by the by. Go see it!

The weather has taken a turn for the wet so I've been writing like a woman possessed! Hot on the heels of my last story, Mother's Secret Sissy Son, I've just published another story of shocking lust of the most taboo nature.

My Taboo Toyboy tells the tale of Shauna, a bored housewife in her mid-forties. Shauna discovers a new lease on life when she meets Jason, a 23 year old stud who loves and would do anything for her.

Shauna wants to make their first time extra-special. When out shopping for some new lingerie, something to drive her young buck wild, Shauna stumbles upon his dark secret. Her toyboy is also out shopping for underwear. He is out shopping with a woman from Shauna's past she never expected to see again. Her estranged twin sister.

I'm making My Taboo Toyboy an Amazon exclusive for the first 90 days, just to see what happens. Get it........... here!

Get a load of the sexy cover:






Now, when last I chatted at ya, I promised Mother's Secret Sissy Son would be free across the board. Trying to get Amazon to make it free has been like trying to stop a fat man eating doughnuts. Impossible. So if you want to pick it up for nothing, head on over to the likes of Smashwords or Barnes & Noble. If you want to be lovely and my favouritest people in the entire world, then feel free to pay 99c or 77p or however much your regional version of Amazon demands!

Until next time, stay taboo!

ZZ

Tuesday 12 August 2014

Monday 28 July 2014

Pegging, Peeping & Sissifying

Ah, my honeys!

Last month I was raving about the lovely weather in my part of the world. July has only been hotter... and boy am I getting sick of it! There's something about sitting in a sweatbox of a house with all the windows and doors open, fans spinning full blast, and still finding yourself drowning in your own perspiration.

The (large) downside of this is that I haven't written anything of any meaningful length in quite some time. Even trying to update this very blog more often has proven difficult.

On the plus side, I have managed to publish another 2 stories. They're so very dirty - much naughtier than any of my previous smut! The first I published, Pegging The Peeper, was originally written for a contest held by Raminar Dixon, author extraordinaire and fella behind The Naughty List. Subscribe today if you love some bargain erotica! Click here, my honeys. You know you want to.

Anyway, I didn't win the contest, but I did end up with a very erotic story that I just had to share with the world. Here's the skinny on it:

A peeping tom makes a fatal mistake. He unwittingly allows himself to be caught by the two beautiful nurses he had been spying on.

Desperately trying to talk his way out of a phone call to the police, the voyeur begs the women to let him go. But they have other ideas. The tables are turned and the peeping tom is about to find himself on the end of a rather unusual punishment! PEGGING THE PEEPER.


The raunchy (and hilarious) cover was designed by my good friend Ashley Jay Allen...






Available on all good ebook sites, including Amazon, Smashwords and Barnes & Noble.

My second story is in a similar vein (naughty dude gets taught a lesson by 2 hot ladies). Titled 'A Sissy in the Family', this one features the following:

Bonnie's son Casey comes home from his first year of college a changed man. Gone is the loving, considerate boy she knew and loved. He has been replaced by a hard drinking, womanising, misogynist who immediately dumps his long time girlfriend and embarks on a series of one night stands.

Fed up of Casey's treatment of the girls he brings home with him, Bonnie teams up with her best friend Suzy (mother of Casey's ex) and together they hatch a plan to show her son EXACTLY what it feels like to be in the shoes of one of the women he has treated like a piece of meat. Only, it isn't just the shoes that Casey finds himself wearing!

Whisking a sissified Casey to a packed bar, Bonnie and Suzy enjoy his discomfort as he is hit on by a pair of masculine jocks. One thing leads to another, however. It is safe to say this is one night neither Bonnie, Casey nor Suzy will forget!


The rather hot cover was edited by my other good friend, Quentin Scott:


Surprisingly enough, this is also available everywhere sexy ebooks are sold. Amazon & Smashwords, for example! (It should follow on Barnes & Noble in a few days).

I should also make you fine folks aware that my work is slowly but surely becoming available on a groovy little website called A1 Adult Ebooks. If you're not a fan of Amazon or Smashwords then give this site a try. I consider it the independent bookseller to Amazon's behemoth, faceless corporation! My stories can be found by clicking right... here!

Well, that's about it for the time being, but if I think of anything else I will holler at you.

By the way, I'm considering publishing a monthly newsletter with updates on any new stories or price drops. We'll see though, it's tough enough finding the time to write my stories, tweets and blog updates!

Until next time, stay pegged!

ZZ

Friday 27 June 2014

Monster Mash!

Hello my lovelies!

I promised you I would let you know when the monster mash bundle which featured my story Deflowered was released....

Well here it is!



This marvellous compilation features 11 of the hottest monster stories known to man and womankind! 80,000 fantastically erotic words, you know you wanna buy it.

Here are the links:

Amazon!

Smashwords!

Nook!

Well, I don't want to make this a lengthy blog post as I have some hot pegging porn I want to write. That's right, it's time to get some sissies up in this bitch!

Until next time

Stay tentacular

ZZ

Thursday 26 June 2014

Out of this world!

Greetings! Fans, haters, proudly perverted - how the devil are you all?

I'm in high spirits. June has been a fun month for me. The weather in Stonehenge has been lovely (except today - rain rain rain) and I recently had a very relaxing week off work. The summer solstice was last weekend and I had a rare old time hobnobbing with various druids and drunken, doped up hippies. A Gandalf-esque druid tried to marry me off, but I was having none of it! Living in sin is much better...

You'll start seeing a lot more of my work in the coming weeks. I have just published a new story (more of which in a moment) and my paranormal, psychedelic erotica 'Deflowered' will soon be released as part of a bundle with 10 other beastly works of sex and the modern monster.

I've also had a look at the pricing of my last story 'All You Can Eat'. Perhaps $2.99 was too much for this, admittedly hot as hell, slice of food-based erotica. I've reduced it to $0.99 for a while, but I might just change my mind so you'd better snap it up while you can! It will shortly reflect the new price on Amazon (damn 12 hour wait) but is already reduced on Smashwords. Click that link, you know you wanna!

Now back to the story I just finished publishing. It is the first in another proposed series entitled 'Memoirs of a Tabloid Journalist'. The conceit is this: my darling grandmother passed away, leaving me the contents to her bank vault. She was a tabloid journalist and left me cuttings, clippings, recording and notes of all the stories she had published, as well as a few that didn't see the light of day.

The first story I stumbled upon was only prevented from being published when the subject of the piece withdrew his consent.

Enough of the preamble, Zara, you sexy slut! I hear you shout. What's the story about?!

First of all, rude! Second of all, the story is about an unassuming man named Harold from the north of England, one night he finds himself beamed aboard the craft of a mysterious species from outer space. The reason for his abduction? He has been hand-picked to breed with a female inhabitant Bastet, a planet populated by hybrid humanoid-feline creatures. Will Harold engage in an interplanetary act of carnal desire, or refuse and risk the wrath of the owners of an INTERGALACTIC STUD FARM?


It is hot and sexy and positively out of this world! Only $0.99 on both Amazon (where it will appear shortly) and Smashwords. Click on that link baby, click it real good.

I'll blog at you again when the bundle including Deflowered has been released. I believe it will be $0.99 for 11 hot stories. Fantastic fucking value for money.

Until then....

Stay abducted!

ZZ

Monday 16 June 2014

Interview with a Zavaroni

Blessed readers,

I don't know what it's been like in your part of the world but in Stonehenge, June has been hot! It makes a nice change from the cold, cold weather we normally experience in this part of the world, but it does play havoc with a person's creativity.

Since my last post I have finished up another short story and am in the middle of about 3 others. It will be a little while until I get them published however.

Speaking of published (segueway!), my main reason for posting is to let you all know about the interview I did for my Twitter chum and fellow eroticist +Celia Dunroy. I had a blast thinking of answers to all her probing questions - why not check it out here?

Stay posing!

ZZ

Saturday 31 May 2014

Eating Out

Loyal readers, where did that month go? It seems like only yesterday I was posting about my sunny Bank Holiday catching up with old friends.

What has happened in that time? Lots of stuff and nothing at all. I had a brief sojourn in Glasgow where I went to watch my Dundee United Football Club play in the Scottish Cup Final. A waste of time and money, we were appalling.

It struck me about a week ago that I hadn't do much in the way of writing since the start of the month. I had a few ideas kicking around my head so I quickly got to work and wrote a couple of very sexy stories. One of which will hopefully be published pretty soon, the other, why, I just published it this very morning!

It is called All You Can Eat and the synopsis is this:

Forced to install hidden cameras after a spate of thefts, a restauranteur discovers her employees hunger not only for the fine Italian cooking, but each other!

With a lesbian threesome, a delivery of a different kind and a bare-naked human buffet, you're sure to find something on this menu that you'll love!

The cover was edited together by Quentin Scott (quentinscottphotography@gmail.com) and is very tasty:

Available on both Smashwords and Amazon now! It's a bit more expensive than most of my stories at $2.99 but since it's about double the length and features 3 awesome sex scenes I think it's worth it.

Stay hungry

ZZ

Monday 5 May 2014

I Love A Bank Holiday

Hello all!

I trust you're all doing well. You are? Good, that's what I like to hear.

I met up with some old university friends yesterday. Although we 'speak' on Facebook all the time. it's been about 9 years since we were all in the same room as each other. I say room, we spent the afternoon in a lovely pub garden in Salisbury, Wiltshire, just down the road from me.

We're all aspiring and frustrated authors and it was fun to share stories of our attempts at creating something. They're all well aware of my sideline in erotica and are very supportive. I was even given some free story ideas from the girlfriend of one of my old classmates. She used to work on a phone sex line when she was a student in the late 90s. Just when I thought I'd heard every fetish known to man, she surprised me with many more! Suffice to say, I'll be incorporating them in some upcoming stories ;-)

So far May has been a pleasing month, sales-wise. I know we're only 5 days into the month but I've had at least 1 sale every day so far. Considering April was a very lean month for me (only 2 sales...) this is very encouraging.

Despite this, I learned the hard way that customers can actually get refunds on Amazon ebooks if they request them within 7 days of purchase. I'm all for giving refunds on products that aren't up to scratch or what you expected, but it seems like you could probably read the entire works of Shakespeare in that time if you really put your mind to it. What's to stop you treating ebook purchases like a lending library?

Anyway, I shouldn't rant. I'm in a happy place right now. I'm not even going to try flogging you any of my existing stories. You should all know what they are and where to get them by now.

Stay rested!

ZZ

Friday 2 May 2014

A New Story? So Soon? Yes!

Hot on the heels of my last story, Taken By Her Trainer (available on Amazon & Smashwords for $0.99), I just went and published a new one!

Mother's Secret Porno Past (available on Smashwords now & Amazon in a few hours) tells the tale of Felicity, a forty-something mother of one whose past has come back to haunt her.

Relaxing alone on a Friday night, the widowed mother receives an unexpected and unwelcome guest in the form of her 19 year old son's friend, Paolo.

Paolo has an item in his possession. An item he wanted to show Felicity. An item that will turn her world upside down.

When Felicity was pregnant, her husband was killed in a traffic accident. With no income, and no-one to turn to for support, she was desperate. She turned to pornography. One movie was enough to support her through the first tricky months of her son's life.

Now a copy of her sole movie has resurfaced, and Paolo intends to blackmail her into giving him his own, private, pornographic experience...

Here's the very classy cover my good friend Ashley Jay Allen edited together for me:


I was ecstatic to discover earlier that I have a fan in Germany. I sold my first copy of any of my stories on Amazon.de yesterday. I've always liked Germany ;-)

In upcoming news, I've been plotting my first full length erotic novel. It will be a pulp fiction/hard-boiled detective novel with copious sex scenes. I can't give any promises for when it will be published, but hopefully real soon.

Here's the cover Ashley Jay Allen has already produced for me:





As you can see, Ashley Jay is a talented motherfucker.

Stay there

ZZ

Wednesday 30 April 2014

Hump Day Lesbians, Oh My!

Happy Hump Day everybody.

To celebrate the worst of the week being over, I just published my latest story.

Taken By Her Trainer is the story of a young lady, Karen, who is delighted to hear the news her husband is due home from a tour of duty in the Middle East in only 3 months. That is, until she takes in the full extent of her weight gain since his departure.

Determined to return to the lean, svelte, sexy bride her husband left behind, she spends all the hours she can at the local gym. A ladies only establishment, she soon strikes up a friendship with Sammy, a popular Personal Trainer. With Sammy's help Karen finds the weight just dropping off. The pair become close. Very close. Perhaps too close.

One quiet afternoon, after a successful work-out, the pair retire to the sauna where Sammy leads Karen on an unexpected and erotic journey into a Sapphic sexual awakening....

I can honestly say it is my best story yet. Available on Smashwords now (and Amazon soon) for only $0.99!

Here's the sexy cover:

Edited by my good friend Quentin Scott, photo credit to a very gifted individual Anton Belovodchenko.

My first 3 stories are all still available and all good value for money:

Lust & Loch Ness: Loving The Monster
Naughty Home Movies
Deflowered

Stay Big & Beautiful

ZZ

Friday 18 April 2014

I have lied and must be Deflowered!

Hello everybody!

So it appears I have made a liar of myself. When last we spoke I promised my next story would be a sexy little piece called Mother's Secret Porno Past. It turns out my newest story would be Deflowered.

A young woman recounts her unexpected night of passion with a unique and exotic partner. If I was to tell you anything else it would spoil it for you.

Because this is a very unusual story I've decided to make it free on Smashwords. But only for 24 hours! That's right, until 11:30pm British Summer Time tomorrow you can download Deflowered for the princely sum of... bugger all! After that I'll be jacking up the price to $0.99 ;-)

I suppose you'd like a link? Here you go, sugar! Deflowered

My good friend Ashley Jay Allen, designer of the cover for Naughty Home Movies, has come up with another stunner:


Get it while it's 'hot'. And oh yeah, do me a favour, please? Leave me a review wherever you love to review books. And drop me a line to let me know, I'd love to hear what you have to say.

Stay gorgeous!

ZZ

Sunday 13 April 2014

Checking In

Hello all!

It's been a looooooooong time since I last blogged so I thought I would check in and let you know how I'm doing (and while I'm here, why don't you let me know how you're doing too?!).

On the writing front I should have a new, and steamy, short story out soon. It's all written, I just need an ebook cover spliced together. I'm pretty rubbish at that kind of thing, so I have my regular guys Quentin Scott & Ashley Jay Allen on the case. The title, though? That is something I can reveal to you now - Mother's Secret Porno Past.

That's a pretty self-explanatory title! I'm very happy with how the story turned out and I'm hoping it will please the good folks who lapped up Lust & Loch Ness: Loving The Monster & Naughty Home Movies.

On a personal level I am enjoying how great the weather in the Stonehenge area has been recently! Work is also at the post-new-tax-year lull, so it's nice and easy these days (I work in finance so the weeks leading up to 5th April are a nightmare!).

I hope you're all well and enjoying life (and enjoying my stories even more!).

Stay swollen

ZZ

Saturday 29 March 2014

That Feeling....

I'm feeling pretty euphoric today.  I'm getting close to finishing a story I've been working on (on and off) for the past few works and I'm finding my most recent work, Naughty Home Movies, is proving pretty popular with all you lovely erotica afficionados out there.

Can I please ask, if any of those amazing folk who have bought either of my stories so far are reading this blog, could you pleeeeeeeeeaassseeeeeeee leave me a review at any of your favourite retailers, or even on your own website/blog?  Even if it isn't a very flattering review I would still appreciate the feedback.

Now onto a little grumble. Amazon have made it hard to find Naughty Home Movies. It only shows under certain advanced searches, which is an utter pain in my tush. The only option I have is to list the direct links here! So here goes:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00J9XDK9C

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00J9XDK9C

https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00J9XDK9C

https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B00J9XDK9C

Stay sexy you cheeky bunch.

ZZ

Wednesday 26 March 2014

Naughty Home Movies

Dear readers, where does the time go?

It only feels like yesterday I was notifying you of the release of my first ever published story Lust & Loch Ness: Loving The Monster. So much has happened since then. I've been prepping several stories for publishing, all of the naughty variety you'll be pleased to hear! Each one is coming (wink wink) along nicely and I'm very pleased to announce I have published my second story on Smashwords.

Naughty Home Movies is the name and it's a short story detailing the sexy antics of a young married couple, Neil & Amanda, after they accidentally leave a dirty home movie in a video camera they loan to their friend Gemma.

It is a story that is hot as hell, if I do say so myself, and I highly recommend it. It's only $0.99 US so go on, give it a shot! Just look at the awesome cover my friend Ashley Jay Allen rustled up for me:


The link to the Smashwords page for Naughty Home Movies is above, but I will give it to you again...hard. ;-)

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/423002

If you do feel the temptation to purchase it, please do me a favour and write a review. Even if it isn't a good review, I would really appreciate the feedback and become a better author as a result.

Stay randy!

ZZ

Saturday 1 March 2014

Amazon

I've just discovered my story is now available through Amazon. Here are the various links for you international erotica fans:

Amazon.com: http://preview.tinyurl.com/oehw9hb

Amazon.co.uk: http://preview.tinyurl.com/p9s4xus

Amazon.ca: http://preview.tinyurl.com/pgrm7rx

Amazon.fr: http://preview.tinyurl.com/qjaze8t

Amazon.de: http://preview.tinyurl.com/pxvbj5y

Amazon.com.au: http://preview.tinyurl.com/oen222p

May you be forever aroused ;-)

ZZ

Published!

After teasing an imminent story in my last blog post, I am very pleased to announce my first erotic short story has been published on Smashwords today. Loving The Monster is the first in an intended series titled Lust & Loch Ness.

Here's the front cover:

Here's a link to the story: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/414049

And here's the synopsis: Miranda, a talented LA artist, travels to Loch Ness with her husband, Charles. Charles is a major player in a new operation to finally prove the existence of the Loch Ness Monster.

The expedition is fraught with setbacks. As Miranda & Charles drift apart and their marriage crumbles, the artist discovers she has been selected for a very unique, and erotic, commission.

An erotic fantasy story for adults aged 18 and over.


The story is pending publication on Amazon. Once that is completed I'll provide a link.

I'm also now all set up on Twitter and Facebook. What say I provide those links too?

https://twitter.com/ZaraZavaroni

https://www.facebook.com/zara.zavaroni.9

I'm very proud of the artwork for the story. It was created by a top notch designer called Quentin Scott. I advise any self-publishing author out there to get in touch and hire him to produce a cover for you too. Quentin's email address is quentinscottphotography@gmail.com.

Happy reading!

ZZ

Sunday 16 February 2014

Big Day!

Big day for me today. I finally finished my first short erotic story, with the intention of publishing it.

A little about me. I have been writing sexy short stories on and off for about 10 years now, mostly for the benefit of my loving partner.

I intend to publish my story shortly, first I have my right-hand men cooking up a suitable cover for it. In the meantime I'm all about setting up my Twitter account, Facebook page, Smashwords account and all sorts!